Friday, January 30, 2009

REVIEW TIME!


I figured I waited long enough (truth be told, I've just been going through the Winter doldrums of not wanting to do ANYTHING). But hey, the word must be spoken and the real truth be told... in the form of critical appraisal of items that fall into my mail slot that are not bills. Enjoy.

ACCIDENTE, “Exotic Payday”
Accidente is probably what it sounds like to be drunk on cheap booze, kinda sick from eating too many tacos, and still under the delusion that it would be a good idea to steal lawn ornaments from your boss’ house and huck them at stranger’s windows... in the Bronx, all at the tender age of 35, clearly a time when you ought to know better. This band is the sound of turning a boring Wednesday afternoon into a Saturday night at some fucked up basement rager. On more than a few occasions the band recalls the sound of the Jesus Lizard not only in vocalist Peter Makowski’s wild howls and manic slurring, but in the noodly bass slithering and recreational wild guitar riffs. It’s the kind of music that you could hear in a biker bar inhabited by comic book nerds. It’s a collision of opposing worlds that love their music heavy and wild, weird and unhinged, but riot worthy in every respect. It’s not the greatest thing I ever heard, but it certainly surprised me a few times. Song titles such as “Crackhore” and “Sexy Space Bitches” kind of made me think twice, but I attempted to forget about that part and focus on the rocking songs instead. Thanks. (Exigent Records, www.exigentrecords.com)

BLACKENED, “This Means War”
Does this really need to be done? Is it necessary to endure another band that relies on bland mosh breakdowns, mid-paced metal riffing, maybe some Biohazard grooving, and the ugliest band logo I’ve seen in 2008 and 2009 (I’ve seen this CD in my review pile for weeks now) combined? On one hand, there’s nothing wrong with Blackened. These Connecticut music vets (they’re a new band, but the members have served time in dozens of bands over the years) write music how they know, or as we might hear it- NYHC meets metalcore, and everything seems to fall into place musically. No tricks, no gimmicks. On the other hand I had my fill of this stuff about 10 years ago. Nothing changed, or I should say, ‘advanced’. It’s the same old thing. And it really does nothing for me at all. One song title implies everything that I dislike about the genre- “Kill the Weak”. Another title describes exactly my feelings about this record- “Enough Already”. (Think Fast Records, www.thinkfastrecords.com)

CITY OF SHIPS, “Live Free Or Don’t Tour” LP
I thought this was going to be a single from Hall and Oates or something, what with the gradient color scheme on the cover. And then it became some sort of samurai with a pyramid for a head. The neon green/black vinyl didn’t help much either. But once the music is on don’t figure on hearing anything 80’s about this whatsoever except for maybe the decade in which the members of this band were born. It’s hard to put a finger on exactly what style of music this band is playing, and that’s usually a good thing. It shifts throughout the record and I guess that ought to be obvious since this is two EPs slapped together on one LP and clearly shows how the band has progressed thus far. Side A has a crustier, sludgier feel to it, as meaty riffs drag through mud only to fall off a cliff screaming all the way down. Yet layered on top of it are frequent forays into guitar effect-lovin’ shoegazin’ melodic passges that pull the songs up from the muck and into more ambient realms. The B-side seems to explore this element even more and , unfortunately, doesn’t keep my attention as well. Still it’s a neat change of pace for bands that tend to be either/or with these major elements, and they usually go together about as good as peanut butter on jelly. What with the cover art and all I think this band could add the proverbial ‘bread’ by bringing a bitchin’ laser light show to the whole thing. Seriously, think about it. (Forcefield Records, www.forcefieldrecords.com)

DIAGONALS, “Valley Of the Cyclops”
There’s so many things this band is reminding me of and none of it seems to accurately portray this band as what they really are. The first song sounds like it could have been Blur in 1992, what with the jangly guitar pop and retro feel to it. After that the keyboards are really put to use and lay a rather gloomy foundation for more bluesy rock that has all the same stylings as The Murder City Devils, but with much less piss, vinegar, and alcoholism. Yes, as varied as these reference points are it really does no justice to what Diagonals are really doing. At times I hear a slacker garage band. Other times they appear cool and calculated. And it seems in a lot of songs they’re really into lighting joints. Somehow it all seems to work into a cohesive whole that’s their own thing. This might not be on repeat for me, but it certainly is a refreshing listen of an interesting band that have their own thing going on. Accompanying this CD was a mini-comic called “I Could Be Happy” by Michael Berryhill, whose art bears a ever-so-slight resemblance to Charles Burns if he weren’t so smooth with his linework. The story is really short and really odd, and I’m not exactly sure how it ties into the record. But it’s a package so go with it. Consider it an oddball bonus to an already weird record. (Monofonus Press, www.monofonuspress.com)

FINAL FIGHT, “Half Head, Full Shred”
Final Fight seem to be your average modern hardcore band full of spirit, a reasonable degree of ethics, and a sound pulling together variants of Boston hardcore, SoCal punk, and a little melody from both coasts. This is their second full length and I’m not exactly sure why they have taken the route that they have, releasing it on a significantly smaller label (fans of “Arrested Development” will appreciate it) whereas their last record was on Deathwish. Who’s to say? All I know is it seems peculiar that one would go from the hardcore promised land to... well, I don’t know, somewhere that’s probably got a nice view but isn’t the promised land. I suppose that’s all just minor semantics, though it might be the same route Trash Talk took by self-releasing a full length after they got their name out on an established label. Perhaps that’s what’s going on here as well. Regardless, “Half Head, Full Shred” may imply that thrashing abounds but between the actual music and the kinda artsy-fartsy cover it’s anything but. For lovers of melodic hardcore it will satisfy, even though I found the overall mix to be a little thin. (Gobias Industries, www.myspace.com/finalfight)

LIKE WOLVES new demo
If there’s hope for the Rochester hardcore scene right now it’s these dudes. Unfortunately, the scene is in a pretty dismal state currently due to police cracking down on anything that might resemble the combination of music and fun. It’s like some bad mixture of “Footloose” meets “Robocop” and personally, it bums me out. So out of the stale wreckage of anti-fun comes Like Wolves, who have already self-released a seven inch and now strike back with this three song blazer that seems to hone their sound a bit more. They’re playing by the code of the more recent Louisville style- big amps, loud as fuck, and loose. Previous to this I enjoyed the band, but found their songs a bit hard to follow, sort in the same way that early Lords stuff was all over the place. With these new songs they’re still all over that loud and loose punk-hardcore style but with a little more refinement bringing to mind Black Cross more than anything. Without a doubt one of the more entertaining bands to see in upstate New York... if only the fuzz would give ‘em a chance. (http://www.myspace.com/likewolves666)

MOUTHPIECE, “Can’t Kill What’s Inside”
New Jersey’s Mouthpiece were one of the early bands that I was exposed to when I first got into hardcore. By this time the band was in their prime and everyone seemed to be familiar with their stuff. In my attempts to get a hold of whatever passed as hardcore at the time to feed my insatiable hunger for this music Mouthpiece’s “What Was Said” record found it’s way onto one of many dubbed tapes that friends would cram as much music as possible onto so we could fully immerse ourselves in this crazy subculture. While at the same time I was exposed to Gorilla Biscuits and Minor Threat, I knew they were older bands and the current bands that I was fond of played slower metal-influenced hardcore. So Mouthpiece were sort of a weird band for the early 90’s (at least to me) because they played fast youth crew styled hardcore. There seemed to be sort of a love-hate relationship with them around my town because I’d see people wear their shirts, but also affectionately refer to them as ‘Mouthpiss’. Plus, you couldn’t windmill or spin kick to their music... it was too fast. They were alright I guess, and I really liked that “To the Side” song from the Anti-Matter compilation. Still, it wouldn’t be until I got this discography of everything they ever did (plus a bunch of live songs as a bonus) that I’d be able to really decipher that Mouthpiece had a considerable amount of well thought out melody to their music, bringing to mind stuff like Turning Point and The Faith as opposed to just a one-dimensional in-your-face crewcut black and white, meat and potatoes hardcore sound. I guess for the period in which they existed they held onto a sound that was quickly being replaced with post-hardcore and mosh-metal stuff, thus somewhat leaving them to fend for themselves. In that respect this is rather commendable. On the other hand, I’ve never been a huge fan of the youth crew style although I will say I’m glad that I’ve finally picked up on the fact that Mouthpiece wasn’t simply a cookie-cutter copy of Revelation ‘88 hardcore, but instead had a bit more to offer. A very through discography with a complete show listing, 25 songs, tons of pictures, and more. (Revelation, www.revelationrecords.com)

OUTCLASSED, “This Could Coincidence, But I Swear I Saw the Street Lights Dance” 12” EP/CD
Despite the rather excessive amount of packaging colliding with the clear lack of making it interesting or grammatically correct (note the title of this record), I’d say Pittsburgh’s Outclassed should let the music do the talking. I guess I don’t really see the point of making crazy colored vinyl for a one-sided LP in a gatefold package with a CD included, but that’s probably just my frugal nature at work. Regardless, Outclassed take a musical path that aims for spazzy, smash your face with a microphone and then break your guitar on the floor emo. Any time I hear bands like this I’m usually relieved that this is their idea of ‘emo’ and not ‘spending three hours on your hair before playing music that completely sucks shit’ emo. Additionally, it’s not over the top in the way that I feel Ampere is with how fast and discombobulated their quick bursts called songs are, nor does it bog the listener in way too much unnecessary guitar noodling that all too often rears it’s confused little bespeckled head. Instead, Outclassed manage to combine a healthy dose of both these styles, making for a mixture that experiments with intensely wild music and still keeps a loose sense of structured composition- just enough to barely keep it grounded. And it’s always fun when a band is teetering on the edge of over doing it, the tension of completely loosing it always hovering immanently. All five of these songs manage to keep that spazzy intensity going strong and thus making it a pretty good debut. (Forcefield Records, www.forcefieldrecords.com)

OUTRAGE, “Savior” CDEP
At first listen there was really nothing special at all about Outrage, but then again, I wasn’t listening too intently. So I only have myself to blame for not picking up on anything interesting. Upon second listen it wasn’t all that much different, though I did kind of figure out my thoughts on this young band. There’s something kind of mid-90’s in their sound, which I guess I always have a soft spot for since that’s the era I grew up in. Some of the more metallic moments, as well as some of the more interesting leads and melodies brought to mind Harvest. Those spots are mixed with a more traditional hardcore sound akin to older Trial, yet lyrically stick to a sort of miserable ‘the world is a festering shithole’ frame of mind. It’s nothing new, but it brings back something kind of older to me at times and it makes for a well-rounded listen. (Panic Records, www.panicrecords.net)

PATRONS OF SWEET, “Go Whatevers”
There’s some school of no-doubt paranoid-delusional thought that implies that there is a little man/ morlock in the center of the Earth who operates a device which makes the world turn. If this man were to die the world would simply stop spinning and we’d all perish (or move to whichever side the sun was still shining). By that same logic I think that if Vic Lazar ever stopped writing songs (which I think is a scientific impossibility) music would cease to exist. In the 10 plus years I’ve seen this guy performing non-stop in one Buffalo-area band after another, as well as sometimes solo, he’s constantly got a vault full of music that continuously pours out of him like so much water from a natural spring. He’s got his own style, which certainly takes some melodic cues from J. Robbins, that shows up in every project he’s been in and Patrons Of Sweet is no exception. While this CD is fairly new I think they already stopped playing half the songs in lieu of a new batch already written since it’s release. What you’ll find here is great indie rock that leans into a bit of post-hardcore territory, if you’re definition of that includes a healthy dose of Rival Schools and a lot of mid-90’s Dischord Records output. The songs are ridiculously catchy and could easily pass for pop rock if us critic types who know everything ever didn’t spot all the neat little melodic angularities and clever beats, all the while getting bum-rushed by a thick rhythm section. Stuff like this is a no-brainer for smart people into good music, so wise up and stop looking into conspiracy theories. Just appreciate consistent creativity for what it is and check this band out. (Headless Actor Records, www.myspace.com/headlessactorrecords)

TRIPFACE, “Some Part Hope”
Outside of Long Island is there demand for this? I really can’t say. Outside of Long Island did people even know about Tripface? Again, it’s a question for the ages. I know, for myself, Tripface were on Wreck-Age/Exit Records and at the time basically anything that label released I was usually quite into. So that’s how I knew about them and subsequently was able to mosh to them. Tripface made up a piece of the enormous pie that was the mid-90’s Long Island hardcore scene. They were like the gooey sugar-sap betwixt the apple chunks of C.R. and the solidifying foundation crust that was Vision Of Disorder. Of course, they sounded like neither, I was just trying to make some unifying, delicious analogy. Regardless, Tripface wasn’t out outside the norm for bands at the time- hardcore at the base, a little bit of emo metal on top of it and a good deal of moshcore to round it out. They released one decent full length in 1996 and broke up not too long afterwards. What I didn’t know was they had been around since 1993 and had some demo and live material to show for it, as documented here in their much younger and more straightforward hardcore days. There isn’t too much in the way of linear notes, or even a great deal of photo documentation, which would be an added bonus. It’s simply a collection of everything they did and a piece of the Long Island hardcore story. (Motherbox Records, www.motherbox.com)

Friday, January 16, 2009

TOUR DATES FOR OAK AND BONE, PRIZE COUNTRY

The dudes in Oak and Bone will be embarking on a mini-tour this Winter, their first jaunt on the road! They need a little help with things so check out these dates, and tell them to come to your area! Sorry I don't have the specifics on these dates.

Their debut 7" will see the light of day around April if all goes as planned. It's all recorded and sounds great... now to get it to press!
They also just put up a bit of live material on their page (along with the proposed tour dates) at http://www.myspace.com/oakandbone

OAK AND BONE ON THE ROAD
Jan. 24th- Oswego, NY @ KOC w/ Polar Bear Club, Forfeit, Like Wolves
Feb. 18th- Rochester, NY
Feb. 19th- Allentown, PA
Feb. 20th- Washington, DC
Feb. 21st- ???
Feb. 22nd- Arlington, MA

The dudes from Prize Country are getting to record their next full length. In the meantime, they will (as usual) embark on another tour. This one will mostly be West Coast so go see them if you live on that side of the country.
Singer/guitarist Aaron Blanchard just did an interview (that includes some music too from them and other bands) on the site Evymetal.com
Here are the tour dates:

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Jan 23 2009 9:00P
Comet Tavern w/ Black Eyes and Neckties and Madraso Seattle, WA
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Jan 24 2009 9:00P
Dante’s w/ Black Eyes and Neckties Portland, OR
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Mar 7 2009 9:00P
Ash St. Saloon w/ Sirhan Sirhan & Android Hero Portland, OR
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Apr 17 2009 8:00P
HQ Basement w/ Swamp Donkey & Sixteen Eighteen Reno, NV
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Apr 18 2009 9:00P
Burt’s Tiki Lounge w/ Kingdom of Magic Salt Lake City, UT
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Apr 19 2009 10:00P
Double Down Saloon w/ Kingdom of Magic Las Vegas, NV
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Apr 20 2009 8:00P
tba Flagstaff, AZ
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Apr 21 2009 8:00P
tba Phoenix, AZ
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Apr 22 2009 8:00P
tba Tuscson, AZ
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Apr 24 2009 9:00P
Radio Room w/ Kingdom of Magic San Diego, CA
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Apr 25 2009 10:00P
The Relax Bar w/ Kingdom of Magic & District of Evolution Los Angeles, CA
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Apr 26 2009 9:00P
Billy O’s w/ Kingdom of Magic Venture, CA
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Apr 27 2009 9:00P
Monterey Live w/ Kindgom of Magic & Razorhoof Monterey, CA
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Apr 28 2009 8:00P
Chinatown Youth Center w/ Kingdom of Magic Fresno, CA
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Apr 29 2009 8:00P
tba San Fransisco, CA
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Apr 30 2009 9:00P
Stork Club w/ Kingdom of Magic, Hurry Up Shotgun & Mount Vicious Oakland, CA
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May 1 2009 9:00P
The Kennel Club w/ Kingdom of Magic Sacramento, CA
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May 2 2009 11:00P
The Alibi w/ Kingdom of Magic Arcata, CA
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May 3 2009 10:00P
East End w/ Kingdom of Magic Portland, OR

Monday, January 12, 2009

LISTS ARE IMPORTANT!

Everyone like a good list/opinion/critical opinion... whatever. Maybe not. Either way, this might be the last of 'year end' stuff you get to feast your eyes upon and bid farewell, for good, to 2008.
A great little site called Scenepointblank just put up an exhaustive year end set of lists between staff and a whole shitload of interesting band/label type people. It's nice to see the Playing Enemy stuff made it up there a couple times. If you didn't pick it up I don't know what's wrong with you, but you can go right ahead and order it here.
They interviewed yours truly as well regarding ought-8, and you can read it right here.

In other news, Oak and Bone finished recording their 7". There's some last mixing touches to add, as well as mastering. It's gonna be fierce. Night Owls started recording over the weekend and should be finished up before months end if we're lucky. Prize Country will begin recording their next full length in February. Life is good!

Thursday, January 1, 2009

PRIZE COUNTRY AND THE HELM SET TO RELEASE NEW FULL LENGTHS















Hex Records has quite the busy year planned for 2009. First off, it will mark the 10 year anniversary of the label and will be celebrated with numerous releases, most of which have been discussed here at length in the last couple months.
But just to make it official, let's get things out of the way.
First off, The Helm are returning to the Hex Records roster. They did their first 7” with the label before doing a full length with West Coast mainstay Indecision Records. Having retooled their lineup they are currently laying the groundwork for their sophomore LP which will see the light of day in Summer 2009, bringing their face-smashing crust-sludge hardcore whiplash back to the fore. Go check them here: http://www.myspace.com/thexhelm
Secondly, Portland, Oregon’s non-stop touring machine Prize Country will be doing their next full-length with Hex Records, again slated for release in Summer 2009. This band of road veterans have been criss-crossing the nation back and forth for the last 3 years, dishing out inventive post-hardcore over the course of a full length and a few 7”s and EPs. Some say later-era Snapcase with a lot more Quicksand and Drive Like Jehu? That’s a pretty good start, but far from the final word. Listen for yourself: http://www.myspace.com/prizecountry They will be recording for a full-length LP/CD combination in late-Winter to be released in the summer.
Look for all these releases in 2009, as well as a few other surprises!

Sunday, December 28, 2008

TOP 10 LISTS FOR THE YEAR!

So here we are, at the end of another year, and another round of lists from those close to the Hex inner circle (that being me). It's not a very large group of folks that I asked, but it's small because they are important. That's right. Like V.I.P. important ya know? Everyone else... peons. That's why you're reading this and taking notes.
Just kidding.
Enjoy th
e entertainment value within and feel free to post your own lists as comments!
Oh, and two other quick things:
First, if you order anything... and I mean ANYTHING from the store between now and January 1st you get a free 7" of my choosing (it's gonna be either the Hex 7" comp., the Inkling "Bad Apple Theory/My Advice" 7", the No Idols 7" (on Grave Mistake Records), or the National
Acrobat "It's Nothing Personal" 7"). So do it.
Second
ly, at the end of this week I'm making an official announcement about a couple records I'm releasing in the Summer. Most regular readers will already know what it is, but I may as well make it 'official', ya know?
OK, here's the lists, and funny pictures to go with:

RORY VAN GROL- Soul Control/ Achilles/ holding down Providence, RI

- Central America Tour - I never thought that I would ever do something like this and my mind was blown. So amazing.
- “Toll The
Hounds”, by Steven Erickson
- Young Widows, “Old Wounds”
- My iMac
- Ian Mackaye Question and Answer.
- Helms Alee , “Night Terror”
- The Mountain Goats, “Heretic Pride/ The Black Pear” split
- The Mo
untain Goats Live
- “The D
iving Bell” and “The Butterfly”, by Jean-Dominique Bauby
- “The R
oad”, by Cormac McCarthy

TONY TORNABENE- Night Owls/ welder/ full-time Dad

Top 10 most amazing things about parenthood:
10. Sle
ep. Yeah right, whats that?
9. Hey
dad when I'm done eating I'm just gonna throw the rest of this shit on the floor.
8. Kee
ping your shirt clean for, oh, maybe 5 minutes.
7. Boogers.
6. Your h
ouse looking like Beirut by 5pm.
5. Jesus fuckin christ what is that smell? Oh thats the cheese cubes that have been under the couch for 2 weeks.
4. I'm gonna push my brother off the couch now. Ok daddy?
3. Screa
ming so high pitched that the dog wants to start wooping some 2 year old ass.
2. Takin
g a nice long wizz on the dining room floor.
and the #
1 most amazing thing about parenthood....drum roll....
“Hey Tony can you come here, Aidan just took a huge steaming shit in the bath tub.”

JONAH LIVINGSTON- Ramming Speed/ Backstabbers Inc./ Teenage Disco Bloodbath Records/ thrash-a-hol Thundercat

Not really in any order:
1. Disfear
, “Live the Storm”
2. Playing MLB The Show '06 in 2008
3. Burrito metal (Baroness, Torche, et al)
4. Battle
master dudes (for keeping true metal alive & nerdy)
5. Crucial Babes (this isn't a band or anything, just like.. you know.. the genre of babe)
6. “We A
re The Road Crew”, by Motorhead (for being truer then ever)
7. American fests that don't suck (Dude Fest, The Fest, This Is For You Fest)
8. Soul
Control and Die Young playing in my home/practice space/office
9. Beer

10. Twin Donuts, Allston MA (and the 4 am breakfast sandwich crue)
11. You, for being a sweet heart

RYAN HEX- supreme overlord/executive offices/inventor of pre-music/ Mistletoe

Top stuff of ‘08 (in no order)
1.) Saw, and interviewed, Devo... (finally) over the summer. Waited a good 20 years for that one
2.) The Fest in Gainesville... what a rad weekend!
3.) Helms Alee, “Night Terror” (Hydrahead)
4.) Young Widows, “Old Wounds” (Temporary Residence)
5.) Suicid
e Note, “Empty Rooms” (Hawthorne Street)
6.) Lemu
ria, “Get Better” (Asian Man)
7.) Playing Enemy, “My Life As the Villain” (Hex)
8.) Rock
et From the Crypt, “R.I.P.” (Vagrant)... greatest rock n’ roll band ever
9.) Night Owls, demo
10.) West Coast trip with my lady in March/April

WESTON CZERKIES- Oak and Bone/lower-level resident/ “Wesley”

TOP 10
1. MARATHON (the ancient PC game, not the band or race. no disrespect.)
2. Coffee
3. Cult Ritual - all 3 EPs
4. O&B finally recording
5. Not working
6. “Miller's Crossing”
7. KITTE
NS
8. China Road's vegetarian beef w/ scallions
9. YYYs
, “Is Is” EP
10. No Connection, “Second To None” 7" (that's right, I went there. so what?)

BEN VERELLEN- Helms Alee/ maker of amps/ a gentle bear with a mighty roar

1. The Brave Patrons and Supporters of Verellen Amplifiers
2. Maxwell's Equations
3. John Spalding (RIP)
4. Dungen
5. Bruno Fuzz Wau Wau
6. Torche, “Meanderthal”
7. 'Club Wago' for hanging on to life
8. Victori
a Clipper
9. Earth, “The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull”
10. Jimi Hendrix, “Axis Bold As Love”

BOB SWIFT- The Helm/ track coach extrodinaire/ pizza wolf

1. Ingraham Rams Cross Country 2008
2. The Helm US Tour 2008/Writing the new album
3. John
25 moving to Seattle. More rad folks should try it.
4. Giant (
or whatever their new name is). Awesome dudes.
5. Hex Records, and that despicable bastard who runs it.
6. Finally seeing The Breeders live
7. Cursed,
“III: Architects of Troubled Sleep”
8. Portishead, “Third”
9. “The Dark Knight”
10. Earth, “The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull”
10. One Day as a Lion, s/t


Sunday, December 21, 2008

REVIEW TIME!


So here we are again in what will probably be the last batch of reviews you'll see in 2008... which is a good segue for the annual top 10 lists that I'm currently gathering from label-affiliated folks. And that will be next week, or before the year ends anyway. So here's the goods:

ARCHITECT, “Ghost Of the Saltwater Machines”
It’s hard for me to be objective with Architect’s newest record, because... well... I never heard everything from their last full-length. I know, I have no excuse. I’m from Syracuse and so are they, and I’ve seen them enough times to know the songs. Still, what comes out live is often a bit different than what you hear on record. With that said it should be noted that if you liked Architect before you will most certainly be a big fan of this record as well. I know lyrically some of the more political leanings that at times read like conspiracy theories are replaced with more personal themes on this outing. Sure, songs like “Traitor”, “Camelot In Smithereens”, and “Death and Taxes” damn the establishment for even existing, but then you have songs like “Lamplighter” that are made for hardcore-pride sing-alongs (set to a metal soundtrack). Other things remain consistent with Architect- a love for metallic hardcore mixed with massive walls of sound that show a love for post-hardcore strains like Deftones, Far, and even Sunny Day Real Estate. Another staple of Architect’s bag of tricks, and one that sometimes works in their favor and sometimes against them, are long and drawn out feedback tirades punctuated usually with repeated sloganeering. The music often starts with incredible riffing and then the songs slowly break down into pieces of their former selves as things fall apart while the vocals continue, strained and tortured. Like I said, sometimes it’s great (like the end of “Lamplighter”- “Fuck tomorrow/ Live for today/ I’d rather burn out/ Than fade away”) and sometimes it’s a bit too much to take (such as in “Traitor” where it feels like almost the entire song is one big demonstration in the entropy of a song, collapsing on itself over and over again before finally devolving into torrents of feedback and noise). Otherwise, the band is in top form delivering grooving, crushing riffs, one after another throughout the first half of the record. Particularly fun is the staccato chunky riff in the opening track (which also makes an appearance again in the opening salvo of “Death and Taxes”) that sounds like the gears of one of those giant tank robots from the beginning of Terminator rolling over piles of human skulls. I think truly the only moment on the record I don’t like is the ‘you just don’t get how tough it is to be in a touring band’ rants in “Dog and Pony Show” where not being an understanding part of the punk scene is equated with some George Bush bullshit rhetoric of “if you’re not with us you’re against us” (that’s really in the lyrics). I’m just not following that one. Besides that get this for a lesson in being a completely crushing and heavy hardcore band that usually has something really rad to say. (Black Market Activities, www.blackmarketactivities.com)

BEHEAD THE LAMB, “Messiahlation” CDEP
Now this one is easy. After a bunch of records (as you will see below) that mix up genre’s and so forth, Poughkipsee, NY’s Behead the Lamb don’t bother with fucking around in other styles. They are a death metal band. That’s it. Hell, this record is called “Messiahlation”... do you really need to read any further? I don’t think so. It’s meat and potatoes death metal... er, maybe I should say ‘your basic blood and guts death metal’. How about that? It’s nothing that I’m going to toss on repeat, but then again, I don’t listen to death metal. If you do though there’s nothing wrong with this. (Trip Machine Laboratories, www.tripmachinelabs.com)

CUTMAN, “Big Deal/ No Trick Pony” CDEP
I had been intermittently enjoying this CD for a few weeks and it was finally set in the ‘to review’ pile under my desk. And then something terrible happened. My cats kicked this CD into a pile of shit they deposited on the floor under my desk. So this is how they repay me? These cats, who I raised from being only a few weeks old? Cats, who I bottle fed because they would have died otherwise. The same ones who I faithfully feed, change litter for, and care for on a daily basis... this is what I get? This really cool-looking CD by a pretty good band that comes in this fancy-shmancy cardstock package that was so kindly given to me by the good folks at Team Science Records is now smattered with cat turds. Thanks you fucking orphaned bastards... guess who’s not getting a fucking treat later on.
Oh yeah, you probably want to know something about this band? Well, on this EP that collects two separate seven inches they have a sound that recalls early Clutch with a more post-hardcore leaning and vocals that teeter on the verge of biker bro-dom. Yet it totally kicks ass... like if you’re over 30 and remember Stompbox you’d probably fall head over heels for this one too. I can totally dig it. Except the turds. (Team Science, http://www.myspace.com/teamscience, Kiss Of Death, http://www.kissofdeathrecords.com)

DIESTO, “Isle Of Marauder”
Thankfully, this record is not about an island where thuggish New York hardcore tough guys work out and mosh... get it? Actually, who knows what it’s about, all I know is how it sounds. And from the moment I popped this in my immediate thoughts were ‘Unsane’. From the filthy distortion, grimy tones, and the shouted vocals that sound like they were recorded with a broken mic I was hearing nothing but Unsane, circa “Total Destruction”-era coming through the speakers. So that means that things started out great. From there though it just slowed down a lot, so that every song seemed a lot longer, thus making it into a bit of a different beast. I definitely like it even if it felt a bit too long at times they definitely make good use of taking those shredding sounds of New York’s noisiest and giving it a different spin. By the time they get to the final track, “Black Water”, things start out with clean guitars playing some melodic riffs before the crushing sets in. Those cleaner, more classic-sounding guitars emerge again here and there throughout the song, before closing out with a repeating dirgy riff out of the “Scattered, Smothered...” play book. But wait! What’s with the Sabbath leads coming out here? Geez, this song is really long. It may one of the only times where 11 minutes of music of this style is welcome and tossing in a few different influence just to, I don’t know, get it out of the way.. and making it all sound good in the process. Of course, that’s just the last song. The rest of it is a sludgy affair, a nice surprise for this jaded dude. (Exigent Records, www.exigentrecords.com)

DISSOLVE, “Cavemen Of the Future”
Christ, it only took 10 years for this record to come out. 10 years! This is officially the “Chinese Democracy” of downstate metal. For those unfamiliar, let me give a bit of a backstory. Dissolve are from Poughkipsee, NY and have been around forever. They used to play here pretty often in the late 90’s and it seemed like this might have been the only town outside of the capital region where they could get a gig. I think most people were afraid of them, the band didn’t know who to call for shows, and they looked like a rouges gallery of sleazy metalhead subgenres, the likes of which most likely made it their day job to either spit in your burger, rent you porno, or ‘fix’ your muffler... who knows. Maybe it was because they were a weird band and still are. Either way, they had a couple records out back then no one really knew about, and then they got signed to a label that threw a lot of money at them and then promptly went under before they could release the record. Dissolve took that money, recorded “Cavemen Of the Future” and then it simply sat around. In the meantime I’m pretty sure the band split up for a few years. Finally, a few months ago resurrected label Trip Machine picked up the pieces and released this monster. So Dissolve celebrated by going on tour with Overcast. Not a bad turn of events if you ask me. So finally we have this record, recorded at the turn of the millennium and it sounds like Dissolve pretty much always has... except with a fancy recording. So what is that sound? It’s hard to say because they really are in a league of their own in terms of weirdness. It’s heavy as all get out, focusing on a lot of sludgy metal crunch, yet with a mix of psychedelic paranoia, and a Voivod-ish slant on bizarre out-of-this-world angular riffs... except slower. So maybe that puts them a little bit on the Meshuggah end of things as far as odd guitar parts? Regardless, all this heavy weirdness is punctuated by vocalist Paul Thorstons vicious screams that break into fits of spoken word hysteria in almost every song, going on about violence and destruction, yet in a way that is so over the top that often comes off as sort of tongue-in-cheek. It’s a pretty interesting listen and brings me back to younger days when this stuff used to fuel my destructive fantasies. The only real gripe here is that there are 13 tracks here and each one is filled with quite a bit, so it makes the entire experience a little overwhelming to take it. I mean, I know after 10 years these guys probably have a lot they want to get out... but they could have cut a couple tracks out of here. (Trip Machine Laboratories, www.tripmachinelabs.com)

EDIE SEDGWICK, “Things Are Getting Sinister and Sinisterer” 12”
Years ago I got so used to Dischord releasing nothing but quality bands that it was pretty much a given that whenever they put something out it was guaranteed gold. So when they decided to put out a record for a band called El Guapo I was curious what they were all about. They were going on tour with the label’s new hot shit band Q And Not U and I was beyond stoked to see them. So when El Guapo came on to do their thing all I could think was, ‘Is this a joke?’ Me and my friends were convinced that the people at Dischord had decided to play a joke on the public and release a record for this atrocious band. In retrospect I think I just didn’t get it. In all honesty, that first El Guapo record really isn’t very good. The second one was kind of neat though, and I finally started to understand what it was they were trying to do. Well, I’m pretty sure that band is done and the primary member of that band, Justin Moyer, has gone on to do other projects, like the minimalist proto-punk band Antelope, and now this, his solo alter-ego project Edie Sedgwick. He employs a lot of the same tricks from his other outfits- the absurdly simple yet clever repetitions of Antelope, the blippy synth-pop deconstruction of El Guapo, and the same love-it-or-hate-it vocals he’s been stuck with throughout everything he has done. Edie Sedgwick has a more overt political feel though and Moyer puts some ideas across that lyrically are odd in prose, but come to interesting conclusions that I can appreciate. The record begins with more of a dance feel, but slowly moves into territory that has some pop and rock vibes later on, bringing to mind more Antelope stuff. If you know nothing about the guy than trying to give an idea of what you’re in for is difficult. It’s like if Kraftwerk decided to get a party started, loosened up a little, but still couldn’t quite shake the fact that they’re all nerds and came across funky... but really awkward. Suburban white-privilage activist kid dance music? In some really weird way I can totally get down with this. (Dischord, www.dischord.com)

GIRL LOVES DISTORTION, “Earth Belongs On Exhibit”
This is another album that jumps into a lot of different territories throughout the course of the record and it makes it rather hard to pin down exactly what DC’s Girl Loves Distortion is going for. They start out with a sort of garage rock feel with jangly guitars and soothing vocals, but soon that mode is shifted towards a bit more rhythm-oriented dance feel reminiscent of older Q And Not U material. From there things continue to move more in this sort of alt-rock dance feel and it definitely begins to lose focus. By 2/3 of the way through I’m sort of bored by it all and I’m just not picking up what the band is laying down. Some of the ideas are good- a rather melancholy mix of alternating male and female vocals, a bit of synth here and there, dabbling in various genres- but I just don’t really feel like the execution is really working out right now. (Etxe Records, www.etxerecords.com)

JUMPER CABLE, s/t CDEP
STAY SHARP, “Four Songs” CDEP
OK, since both these records came out on the same label and are both really brief I get to review them both together.
Jumper Cable....I don’t get it? So, let me get this.... the intro and outro of this EP are sections of Sleep’s “Dragonaut” and sandwiched between it all are seven short fast punk songs with funny titles, yet apparently about semi-serious stuff? And the whole thing adds up to around nine minutes and change. I guess I’d be impressed if these songs were really good, but they’re sorta just bland middle of the road hardcore that just happen to not be too long.
Stay Sharp, on the other hand, recognize that they are a middle-of-the-raod hardcore band and seem like they’re trying to do something cool to make up for it. They have a neat-looking little CD here and go a more melodic route, yet still managing to keep the aggression present. There’s a strong Kid Dynamite vibe to the music, yet with a bit more melody and a lot of youth crew styled vocals. Clocking in at under six minutes I’m not sure why they didn’t just do a 7” instead? Either way, it’s the better of the two records here. (Monkey Wrench Records, 2491 Stoney Garden Rd., Kintersville, PA 18930)

KNIFE THE SYMPHONY, “Crawler”
I recall reviewing this group’s first EP and was afraid of what I would come across because their name reeked of some terrible pseudo-metalcore garbage. It was anything but, and I found myself enjoying it thoroughly. Now they drop their first full length and once again I find myself in fear because there is a giant millipede adorning the cover. It’s gross. I want to throw up acid on it and make it disappear from existence. Insects with more than 6 legs creep me the fuck out, sometimes to the point of abject horror... why does this band keep fucking with me? Once again, what goes on betwixt the 1s and 0s on the plastic is worlds better than the grossness on the cover. It’s good solid post-hardcore rock giving nods to the early days of Cursive, as well as the mid-90’s Dischord scene, accentuating the entire affair with some female vocal accompaniment. The first half of the record is all driving, energetic, and punchy. Once “Blindfold” hits though, things slow down, move into more introspective territory, and give the listener some respite before kicking back into first gear for the second half of the record. A good full-length all in all. (Phratry Records, www.phratryrecords.com)

LOOM, “Angler” EP
Imagine the ultra-noodley catchy math-rock of a band such as Damiera, but with a violin player accompanying the entire ordeal. Some may feel that this makes for too many cooks in the kitchen and I think I can feel that statement. After all, when you’re a rock band pushing the envelope for complicated timing and melodies, adding one more element to the equation to add their own spice to a song may be a bit too much. I think, for the most part, it works out alright with Loom. There are moments where I feel it may be unnecessary to have a violinist, or even to make a rock song so full of different parts and changes... though I’m typically going to feel that way any way about any band that attempts music this involved. On the other hand, it’s executed exceptionally well and has a pretty driving feel throughout. I’m thinking that maybe it’s better that this is just an EP because if I were to get 8 or 9 songs of this it might start running together. The five songs here are just enough to keep it a challenging listen and at the same time relatively enjoyable as well. (Exigent Records, www.exigentrecords.com)

LUCKY PINEAPPLE, “The Bubble Has Burst In Sky City”
What a weird record! Things start off with sounds reminiscent of old Tortoise, but more upbeat, complete with mellotron and horns. And then things change more as the record progresses. All sorts of genres make their way into the mostly instrumental music. It moves from indie rock and into... fuck, I don’t know. I listen to punk music mostly. This is stuff you play at a Hawaiian party, or some Latin festival, or going clogging. Honestly, I think this band can represent any nation or culture if they set their minds to it. It’s rather enjoyable. It’s like world music made for indie rock dudes. I can respect that ya know? Best part about this is some friend of this band won a free day of recording at Steve Albini’s studio in a poker game and donated the time to this band. That makes for a pretty good story. Like, “Hi Steve Albini. We know you’re in Shellac and stuff, but we’re looking for more of a rhumba sound here... can you make that happen?” (Noise Pollution, www.louisvillenoise.com)

PILOT THIS PLANE DOWN, “Glory Of the World”
This record has a few things going for it. First off, the artwork on this is great. Second, there is a sick breakdown that ends the track “Rise”. Finally, the song “Conquest” starts out pretty awesome for the first minute. And that’s about it. Everything else I just didn’t really have the patience for. Isis clones have grown into this gigantic mass that has gone beyond stale and become a heaping load of moldy bagels overflowing out of a smelly dumpster that even the crustiest of dumpster divers would give a disapproving stink eye to. At least Pilot This Plane Down has a very apparent mission with this full-length It is clearly a concept record detailing the rise of civilization from simple cultivators of the land into monstrous empire-builders and world destroyers that eventually leads to our own demise. Each song is preceded by an ambient track (thus the coupling of songs together). But it’s the sort of go-nowhere drone of the ambient tracks, as well as the unnecessary dragging on of each of the heavier songs well past the five minute mark that kills it for me. Sorry, I’ve had enough of stuff like this, even if the ideas behind it are noble. (Exigent Records, www.exigentrecords.com)

REVIVER, “Versificator”
The guy on the cover looks like he’s screaming in contrived agony about being photoshoped into oblivion. Poor guy. Thankfully, Reviver come off way better than this cover alludes to. See, in 2008 (or 2009 more like it) being a hardcore band, and I mean like a real deal straight-up no frills hardcore band, is a tough thing to pull off and sound original, let alone passionate about it. In this respect Reviver certainly earn the right to bear their moniker. Yes, they have a current sound, and that isn’t a bad thing by any means. They’re not being confined to three chords, fast parts, and gang sing-alongs. There is room for some cool changes in the music (like the first three songs rolling into one another- the post-hardcore chugging deconstruction in “Bukowski” sandwiched between two fast and furious ragers), flailing rhythmic pounding in “Hollywood”, even some singing parts that have a lot more in common with Ignite than they do with studio pitchshifted bullshit that passes for hardcore. Everything else is for the most part fast and furious hardcore full of passion. I think the only thing that bummed me out was whoever did the guest vocals on the last song... eeehhhhhh.... not so good. Anyway, it’s not that often that I get into a straight up modern-sounding hardcore band, but Reviver has certainly caught my attention. Thankfully they have something good to say. Keep it up. (Exigent Records, www.exigentrecords.com)

TOP DEAD CELEBRITY, s/t
The way this CD moves from one style to another throughout the course of the record is really sort of bewildering. They kick off the first few songs with a filthy hardcore rock feel, much like something the Doomriders would come up with. But then it moves into post-hardcore territory with a lot of longer, slower songs filled with effects reminiscent of, dare I say, the Deftones or something of that nature... yet still retaining a bit of a dirty feel and vocals that stick with a gruff and gravely tone. Regardless of a transition that bizarre in nature I gotta say I was pretty into what this band was doing regardless of style. It sounds heavy and mean, and with a good dose of tinkering around with new ideas. I dig it. Also, “Big Trouble In Little China” samples are always a plus. (Exigent Records, www.exigentrecords.com)

VENUS TRAP, “The Key”
For lack of a better thought-out description this kind of feels like a more reserved Sleater-Kinney mixed with some circus music. If that is an immediate turn off than you can stop reading. If you interest is piqued than this is the part where I earn free records and get into detail. Venus Trap hail from Louisville and carry on a tradition in that town that extends back to the late 70’s of punk bands that dared tread a different path. While most younger people know Louisville for loud and abrasive dirty hardcore it seems the majority of bands from there have always played a style of punk that takes chances, toys with melody in exciting ways, and overall does things apart from the norm. Venus Trap are one such group. It’s not to say this is the most groundbreaking thing I’ve ever heard because it’s not and at times I got a little bored. Yet I like the way they double up the vocals, making them almost the primary instruments. Both these ladies really know how to sing and coordinate their parts very well. Musically it’s relatively low-fi punk/indie that includes a fair share of organ as well to the mix. Again, it’s not something that blows my hair back, but it’s a good way to go if you want something different. (Noise Pollution, www.louisvillenoise.com)

Sunday, December 7, 2008

WELCOME TO THE OLD MAN CLUB

Tim Leo, graphic artist god and guitarist from The Minor Times is now 30 years old. Welcome to the club, you've officially joined the senior citizens of hardcore. If you know this man, wish him a happy birthday.