Sunday, April 18, 2021

RECORDS OF APRIL... REVIEW STYLE!

 I don't really have anything witty or insightful to add here.  Approximately a third of these records came from Texas this time around.  What's up rest of the world?  Step your game up.  Between what was submitted to me, and what's been curling my short hairs this is what to check out for yourself.  This might also be the brightest picture heading ever for reviews.  Notice the lack of dark, ominous tones of these record covers!

COLONIAL WOUND, “Degradation” EP

Yes.  This is something we all need in our life- a thick slab of pulverizing heaviness in the form of three new tracks on a 12” record from Florida’s Colonial Wound.  I mean, if I had to live in Florida I would probably feel the weight of humanities failures surrounding me and be compelled to play music this angry too.  Think of the massive ear-damaging volume of Engineer mixed with some of the strange melodies and dynamics of earlier Kowloon Walled City and you get this newest batch from these noisemongers.  They certainly display more melody on this, but not in any way that’s going to encourage you to start humming along.  If anything, it all drags you further down into their crushing noisy hardcore wasteland.  So it’s a bit of a development from their first EP, which definitely laid on the heavy Coalesce brand of relentlessness, as this finds some new ways to make you miserable.  Both records keep the same pace from song-to-song though, which can succinctly be described as ‘lumbering’.  It’s kind of the only downside here (aside from there not being more songs), as a bit of variety in the tempo might be good for mixing things up just a tad.  The cover art is equally as unique and I can’t quite tell if those are shipping containers, or human file cabinet apartments, like little depression boxes.  Or maybe it’s just my future- endless boxes of records stored on shelves.  Is this what they mean by “Degredation”?  OK, now I’m sort of depressed.  Give us a full length already my dudes. (New Morality)

 

DEAD SPACE, THE, “Chlorine Sleep”

This was apparently recorded back in 2015, right before the band split up.  But I guess they decided to reform and are now releasing this record which has sat on the shelf since then?  That’s the story I’m getting anyway. Their sound has a rather solid post-punk feel overall, but with a slightly more modern feel.  I’m not sure how to quite place it because just as it shares those sort of minimalist and brooding post-punk vibes it could just as easily be tagged as ‘alternative’, as broad an umbrella that may be.  To illustrate what’s going on here, take a trio of songs starting with the title track which goes for off-timed repetition for the majority of the song while “Cooked Books” is simple, upbeat, and straightforward for all of it’s 80 seconds  Finally, “No Harvest” is a slow burn, cold and brooding and fairly noisy at that. My favorite, and what I feel is the strongest track here, is “Shivering” with it’s repetitive rhythm where the tension of the entire song is so thick you could cut it with a machete and sounds akin to something you’d hear on a Young Widows album sans two pedalboards worth of effects.  The album ends with a dusty and morose ballad, the sound of the last couple barflys shuffling out after closing time and the beer-soaked floor is halfway through being swept as the nighttime nearly begins to yield to a new dawn. (12XU)

 

DRIP-FED, “Kill the Buzz”

When a band opens their record with a song as excitedly energetic, compelling all within earshot to instinctively start running headfirst into the nearest wall, as “Move Right Through Me” (which with the energy displayed here, that wall doesn’t stand a chance), one has to wonder ‘can the band keep it up for the rest of the record?’  The answer, easily, is ‘yes’.  Drip-Fed are doing something very exciting for hardcore, which be tough to achieve when you’re still relying on fast, heavy music with screaming.  But you know when a band just has that energy surrounding them?  That excitement to play and rip the audience in half?  And still do something new?  I’m getting that here.  Their style leans into the more stop-start riffy rock n’ roll hardcore of bands like Suicide File but you can tell these guys are all big Hot Snakes fans the way they incorporate some of that jangly punk vibe into things as well.  And finally, they have a really strong melodic side that still manages to sound hard, real similar to the likes of Polar Bear Club at the top of their game.  You get a song like “Moonlighting” that relies on big melodies for most of the song before their drummer reveals he has fucking jackhammers for arms and pummels the remainder of the song into the ground.  The title track is the only song on this that I feel slightly iffy about mostly because of how borderline bro rock it gets with all the crazy soloing they go off on, but you can tell they’re having so much fun with it that I really don’t mind.  Second half of the record takes a few different directions, like the poppy and melodic lead on “24 Hour Fireworks Stand”, the Texas-born circle-pit made “Wearing a Wire”, and the post-hardcore thump that closes out “Turn On the White Noise”.  This frickin’ rules and is definitely headed into top 10 of the year for me (unless, of course 10 Drive Like Jehu records come out this year or something).  Just get this. (Head2Wall)

 

GENGHIS TRON, “Dream Weapon”

Genghis Tron is a band I never got too into.  I think I was more in line of respecting what they were about due to their original approach, but it wasn’t exactly anything I was freaking out over either.  Nevertheless, they have taken 10 years off, and in returning they have changed one member and added a live drummer (instead of relying solely on a drum machine in the past).  The result is a very different record than anything they did in the past and I’m really unaffected by the change since I didn’t listen to them all that much previously.  Personally, I enjoy this.  Most every song sounds like an epic build up that falls somewhere in the trippy electronics of Tortoise or Battles at their most ethereal, early 80’s Genesis at their most triumphantly bold, and maybe a touch of “Bladerunner” in it’s futuristic vibe.  They hardly ever get ‘metal’ at all on this record, though some of the drumming by whiz kid Nick Yacyshyn (Baptists, Sumac) absolutely crushes in it’s expertly executed attack (check the title track for evidence of just how hard this dude hits).  All the vocals are in a breezy, atmospheric tone, which adds to the transcendent feel of the album as a whole, while a dominant use of various synths provides the bulk of the sound here.  It’s a big sounding record without having to beat you senseless.  (Relapse)

 

LUMBERER, s/t

Think of a grunge-y, shoegaze-y take on the Lungfish template, as performed by a duo.  If someone used this description on me I’d automatically be all in.  But truth be told, there’s only one Lungfish and no one else can really quite capture that magic.  These two musical cohorts have clearly studied- the almost singular riff repeated throughout a song into a trance-like mantra and lyrics that read like Dan Higgs took some time to temporarily reside on our plane of existence- all filtered into a fuzzy 10 song collection.  The thing about Lungfish though, is that even though they are the kings of ‘writing one song over the course of 11 albums’ it’s a really good song and it somehow remained incredibly interesting no matter how repetitive they got.  Lumberer haven’t quite cracked that code yet, but I give them a thumbs up for trying.  As an EP this would probably be pretty great.  As a full length it gets a bit same-y.  Maybe it’s the lack of a full band to expand upon the sound they’re going for since being a duo can become a little bit restricting. (self-released)

 

THOUGHT PARTNER, “Work Cake”

Weird indie rock that hails from somewhere in Massachusetts.  At times resembling a less chaotic Clikitat Ikatowi (especially in the vocals), but certainly just as weird.  There’s a fair amount of  what sounds like synth going on at various points (or maybe it’s just some wild guitar effects, I have no clue, this isn’t Guitar World Magazine) and it’s most apparent on the slow and drony “In Defense Of Moderate Luxury” and then continues into “Bit Rot”, which goes for that synth-propelled post-punk/proggy Gospel vibe, and I’m definitely OK with that sort of noise.  There’s also a couple odd interludes (does it sound like I’m working with a ‘weird’ theme here?) that get kind of spooky but make for a nice respite in the album.  This band is called Thought Partner, but by the way the text is presented on the cover I assure you it is not “Partner Cake” by Thought Work. (Crass Lips Records)

 

TUNIC, “Exhaling”

There’s 23 fucking songs on this record.  Holy crap.  When Tunic said they were putting out a new record they must have really been on a creative streak!  Wait, some of this sounds familiar.  So there’s actually just 8 tracks I haven’t heard, a total of maybe 17 minutes of new music and their last full length, as well as their 7” tacked on as well?  I get there’s a reason to include older material because their last label screwed them, went under, and basically took all the remaining stock into a vortex or something.  So for those having a tough time getting yr paws on older Tunic stuff this is really cool.  For a person who (luckily) does have a lot of this material on other records already and was hoping for a bit more than 8 songs on a full length (Tunic tend to write pretty short songs) this is a bit of a letdown.  And just to dig a bit deeper, it appears the ‘new’ material was recorded at various points over the last 5 years…  so this is more of a compilation than anything? But let me tell ya- if you want music that is both high-tension jittery post-punk that goes lean on minimalism but still beats the ever-lovin’ piss out of you with it’s bouts of chaotic noise, barked vocals, and rapid-fire delivery Tunic’s got what you need.  They’re like what happens if USA Nails and Metz quit their jobs together in a fit of rage, punched the boss in the snot locker, set fire to the copy machine, and pushed it out the 10th floor window.  And then everyone either cheered or froze, jaw agape in shock.  I got this in the mail and upon unpacking it the cover immediately fell apart.  Sweet. (ArtefactRecords)

 

UNSANE, “Improvised Munitions & Demo”

Even after death the lingering shadow of Unsane remains to remind any imitators out there who the true kings are.  This is actually an unearthed piece of Unsane history as it’s their first record that never really came out, along with a demo from 1988 that also never saw official release until now.  The story behind dusting off this artifact is wild, but completely gels with the one-of-a-kind truly scuzzy nature of Unsane’s sound.  It cannot be imitated because they have lived the experience of “Taxi Driver” as if it were an every day ordeal and not a work of fiction.  Long story short, they recorded a record, test presses were approved, and then the record disappeared having never gone fully to press.  Fast forward about 25 years Unsane lead Chris Spencer gets a message that some rando found the test pressing in a used bin of records.  I highly suggest reading the full account.  It’s amazing and would only happen to a band like Unsane.  The demo songs on this are just tracks they whipped up to give to promoters around NYC to get on shows.  Some of these songs eventually made it on to other actual records, singles, etc, but these are the original recordings.  This is Unsane at their most raw, before they became the precisely dialed-in, exacting killing machine we all have come to know and love (and before they got themselves well-versed in recording expertise).  It’s them at their most loose, chaotic, and making lots of raucous noise and it’s great.  Even back then they had the grit and wild tenacity of unleashing pure pent-up stress and anxiety upon hapless eardrums.  The only bad thing here- this record cover looks like it came from Shutterstock or something. (Lamb Unlimited)


Thursday, April 1, 2021

EXHALANTS THIRD PRESSING AVAILABLE. ALSO, TEST PRESS PICTURES

 I just can't keep them around!  The third pressing of EXHALANTS, "Atonement" is now available.  300 more copies pressed onto forest green vinyl for those that like something pretty to look at while getting crushed under the sound of their music.  Copies are available at both the bandcamp as well as the bigcartel store.

International folks can also grab it through MVD.


While I'm at it, I wanted to share some pictures of the test pressing of "Atonement", from process to finished cover.  There's rarely ever more than 10 copies of any test pressing I make and half of them usually go to the band.  But it also gives me the chance to make something special for them.  The last handful of records I've released I've created test press covers using a combination of letterpress and linocut blocks.  It's all fairly time consuming, but it results in cool stuff.

So take a look at this one:









Sunday, March 21, 2021

USA NAILS INTERVIEW FROM TRANSLATE #10

 Not too long ago I published the most recent issue of Translate zine (which you can get HERE if you enjoy visually-enticing, handmade physical reading materials!).

Inside that publication is an interview I did with drummer Tom Brewins and bassist Dan Holloway of USA NAILS.  It was one of the most fun interviews I've ever done because the whole thing was basically just comparing and contrasting American versus English culture.  However, there's a good amount of stuff I had to leave out of the interview in the zine because of space constraints.  So here's the unedited version of the interview, complete with the stuff left out of the print version.  Read on and learn things you didn't know existed within both cultures.



I thought about asking some questions related to slang and you can verify whether or not these terms are in use, or if I’m completely off.

OK, so first off:  ‘sacked’  Is this a popular term or not?

 

TOM:  Yeah.  A lot of people have been getting the ‘sack’.  It’s highly popular.  We definitely used ‘sacked’

 

DAN:  I think I would use ‘sacked’ as a more joking term.  I might say ‘laid off’ instead.  Do you use that term?

 

Yeah, we say that.  What about the term ‘anorak’?  Is that common?

 

T:  Yeah, I guess so.  It’s not really a word I’d use a lot.  I suppose if I bought an anorak I’d use that word.

 

Bought one?  The way I’ve been led to understand it is that it applies to a person who is sort of geeky.

 

D:  (laughs)  Ah!  That probably comes from back in the day when these geeks would wear these anorak coats, which have all these toggles and buttons.  So I guess if you’re an anorak you’re a bit of a geek I suppose.

 

So wait, it’s a type of jacket?

 

T:  Yeah!

 

OK, so what about the term ‘bagsy’.  As in, “I call bagsy!”

 

T:  Yeah, bagsy.  Another good one is ‘cadge’, like asking something of someone- ‘can I cadge that off you?’  I think I stopped saying ‘bagsy’ when I was about 12.

 

So here we would say, ‘I call shotgun’, meaning I get the front seat in the car.

 

T:  I don’t understand why people say ‘shotgun’?

 


   

I have no idea.

 

D:  Do you think it comes from the term ‘shotgun wedding’ when the father is marching the groom to the chapel pointing a shotgun at him, or pointing the gun at him to get in the front seat to go to the chapel?

 

That’s a good theory, but I have not explored it!

 

T:  We’ll be up all night now thinking about it!

 

Do people call umbrellas ‘brolly’?

 

T:  Yeah, brolly is common.  It’s less syllables so it’s easier to say.

 

How common, or used, is the term ‘codswallop’?

 

T:  I’ve never used that.

 

Is it old-timey British, or just unpopular?

 

D:  Yeah.  It is, totally.  It’s kind of a posh way of saying things I guess.  It’s an old-type of word.

 

We don’t say ‘posh’ either.

 

T:  Something that is good for Americans to know is the difference between ‘bullocks’ and ‘dogs bullocks’.  Dogs bullocks are good, and bullocks is just shit.  I suppose it must be pleasing to see a dog with huge bullocks and that’s a good thing I guess.

 

D:  Also, if you’re shit then you’re bullocks, but if you’re The Shit you’re the dogs bullocks

 

Do people say, ‘give me a tinkle on the blower’? in regards to making a phone call.

 

D: (laughs) We’re getting into different regional dialect here!  You might find some people saying that on the East End.  You can say ‘I’ll give you a ding’, or ‘I’ll give you a bell’, which is more modern than ‘tinkle’

 

The whole thing doesn’t sound very good.

 

D:  It sounds like taking a pee.

 

It does!  And related to that, there’s the term ‘spend a penny’

 

T:  Or ‘spend a pound’

 

Is it because over there you have to pay to use public restrooms?

 

T:  It’s more like taking a shit versus taking a piss because a shit is bigger than a piss.  I mean, I guess nowadays it should be ‘spend 20p’ because of inflation and all that.

 

How about the term ‘geezer’ and it means ‘someone dapper, or distinguished’.

 

D:  Yes mate!

 

Over here it’s kind of an insult applied to old people.

 

D:  I guess it can mean the same thing here, but I think we use it as sort of a term of endearment for friends.

 

I’d always thought it weird that the guy from Black Sabbath- Geezer Butler- would have his name associated with being an out-of-touch old guy.  But it was probably his nickname for being a suave guy!

                                                            The original Geezer
 

 

T:  It may have started as that but became more of a positive term, like ‘he’s a bit of a geezer’, sort of a man about town, ya know?

 

D:  OK, how do you spell ‘aluminium’?

 

(laughs)  It’s aluminum!

 

D:  My question is more like how did we come to this impasse where we have an extra ‘i’ in there?

 

OK, why do you all say ‘contro-versy’ instead of ‘con-tro-ver-sy’?

 

D:  I guess it’s just a difference in pronunciation.

 

T:  Do you all say ‘maths’ instead of just ‘math’?

 

Do you mean mathematics? We say math.

 

T:  But do you make it plural?  Like, we say ‘maths’.  Like, ‘you’re doing your maths.’

 

No, we don’t say that.  Why would anyone pluralize that?  It’s all singular.

 

D:  It’s multiple terms.

 

I guess there are different fields of math, so I guess I see how you could pluralize it.  But we don’t here unless you’re using the entire word ‘mathematics’.

How about I name off some British foods and you can tell me if they’re relevant or not.  How about a Scotch Egg?

 

T:  Amazing.  I’ve tried multiple times to make one, but I can’t get it right.

 

D:  You have to boil an egg, then get raw pork meat, or Black Pudding.  Do you know what Black Pudding is?

 

I looked it up.  It sounds disgusting.

 

D: (laughs) So you wrap the egg up in the meat, yoke it and breadcrumb it.  Then you deep fry it and put it in the oven.  It’s really tasty.  It’s like a snack thing you just carry around.

                                            Genuine scotch egg
 

 

It sounds like something we would have here because Americans love deep fried garbage.  It sounds like something you would get at a state fair where they deep fry everything.

 

D:  We do the same here.  We deep fry anything- pizza, Mars bars, kebabs.

 

T:  I could move to the U.S. and go around selling Scotch eggs. 

 

So some stuff I looked up I’d heard of before, but I’ve never heard of Eton Mess.

 

D:  It’s like a combination of meringue, fruits like strawberries or raspberries, and cream and maybe liquor.  It’s a summer-y dish, quite nice.

 

I’d heard it’s served at sporting events?

 

D:  Maybe.  I don’t really go to sporting events.  I can’t really see football fans kicking back with some Eton Mess.

 

Yeah, it seemed like a very fancy, or formal, sort of dessert.

 

T:  Probably Wimbledon, but it’s not really as popular as you may think.

 

D:  Why do you put marshmallows on top of sweet potatoes at Thanksgiving?  Are you thankful for it?

 

A lot of people do that, but I think it’s sort of gross.  You already go the sweet potatoes.  They’re already sweet.  Why do you need marshmallows on top?  I never understood that.

 

T:  Maybe because the potatoes are healthy?  Americans have to do something to their food.

 

Yeah, we always have to mess with it.  We have to find a way to make it unhealthy.

 

T:  What do you think is the staple American cuisine?  I can’t really think of what it could be because so much of your food is adopted from somewhere else.

 

D:  Is it succotash?

 

(laughs) Ah, it’s not succotash.  That’s actually quite regional. I guess people would think hamburgers, but we got that from the Germans and pizza we got from Italy.

 

T:  Right.  Would you say it’s maybe barbecued meats?

 

That’s a good one.  I guess you could say that.  People do love barbecue out here.

 

D:  What about Hot Pockets?

 

(laughs)  Hot Pockets are just garbage food!  You just throw it in the microwave for a minute and that’s it.

 

D:  I wanted to add that it seems like Americans will put anything in a sandwich.

 

That’s true.  Except we don’t do the thing you all do where you just put a bunch of French fries between bread and call it a sandwich.  I wish we did that more here.

 

D:  Chip Butty!

 

T:  We also put what we call ‘crisps’, but you call ‘chips’ in sandwiches.  Like, “I’ll have a ham and cheese sandwich with some crisps’.  I think that’s amazing.  I think it’s just a UK thing.

 

D:  Is it true your gravy is white?

 

No, it comes in all sorts of colors.  We mix it up.

 

D:  Why is it white?

 

I don’t know.  Maybe a high starch content?  I’m not sure.

 

T:  You do biscuits and gravy?

 

Oh yeah, it’s wonderful.

 

T:  But we do more of a liquid-y gravy and yours is all thick.


 

 

So there’s a lot of stuff here that’s very regional, you only find it in certain parts of the country.  So I feel like I could throw a few at you and you can guess where they're from, or if you've even heard of them.  First off- Po Boy.

 

T:  Yes!  I’ve had one.  In New Orleans.  It comes from ‘poor boy’ because it’s cheap food people would go to eat after work right?

 

Correct!

How about Spam Musabi.

 

D:  OK, I’ve had Spam and being half-Korean I can tell you that Spam is fucking huge in Korea.  It’s a huge influence there.  I don’t know what musabi is though.

 

It’s a kind of sushi.  So it’s only in Hawaii.  Spam is also really huge in Hawaii.  It’s not very popular in the mainland US but it’s everywhere out there.

How about a Garbage Plate?

 

T:  I don’t know that, but it sounds great.

 

Extremely regional, upstate/ Western New York.  It’s macaroni salad with beans, usually hot dogs, sometimes chili, meat sauce, and mustard all thrown into a pile.

Also, from my region- salt potatoes.

 

T:  Salt potatoes?

 

Yes.  They’re small potatoes you  boil in water and then pour a bag of salt in so the salt crusts up on the potatoes as they cook and then you pour butter all over them afterwards.

 

T:  That sounds fucking amazing.

 

D:  I didn’t think there was any other way you could do potatoes, but I guess there is.

 

                                           Salt potatoes from the Salt City baby


How about Chicken and Waffles?  Do you know that one?

 

D:  Yes.  I’ve had that in Atlanta on our first tour of the U.S.

 

That would be exactly where you would find such a thing.

 

D:  It’s not really what I wanted for breakfast, eating fried chicken first thing in the morning.  Mine had syrup and fried eggs as well.

 

T:  I wondered, do you put cheese on toast?  Like a grilled cheese sandwich?

 

Yeah, that’s a very common thing here.

 

T:  But you don’t make it on a grill right?  You make it in the frying pan.

 

I guess I never thought of that.  Grilled cheese is cooked in a pan usually.

 

T:  My girlfriend is from America and she sometimes calls it ‘cheese toast’

 

I’ve never heard ‘cheese toast’ referring to a grill cheese sandwich.

 

D:  This isn’t about food, but why do radio stations there all start off with letters?

 

Oh, those are call letters.  I don’t know why they’re there exactly.  I know it’s a form of identification, just like airports all have codes, like Portland is PDX and New York has JFK.  But I don’t know what radio stations call letters actually mean.

 

D:  Another difference, and I’m just sort of mocking it, but why do you celebrate the 4th of July on the 7th of April?

 

What?  Oh, you mean the way we arrange dates?  Like 7-4 to us is the 4th of July, but you’d see that as the 7th of April.  I think it’s because of the way we say the date- it’s July 4th, so 7-4, but I get what you mean about arranging the date in order of day, month, year.

I think it’s the same reason we do a bunch of backwards shit out here.  We have no common sense.

 

D:  I think Americans observe what we do and then just switch it around to differentiate  themselves.

 

Yeah, we need to just be different.  It’s why we refuse to convert to the metric system.  We just have to be rebellious.

Speaking of customs, tell me about Morris dancing.  Is that a thing over there?

 

D:  A friend of mine is a Morris dancer.  It’s got a bit of a resurgence, but it’s more of a folk thing.  This friend of mine has been a Morris dancer for ages, so I guess it’s still a thing.  I don’t know much else about it.

 

When I looked it up I saw a couple pictures and I realized that there was a group who did this back where I lived in NY and they would wear the white outfits with bells on them and flowers and they would dance in this neighborhood black party sort of thing we would have every year and I never knew what it was all about.

What about Swan Upping?  Do you know it.

 

T:  Swan Upping?

 

D:  Is it when we get flooding here in the UK people come out and they lift the swans up even higher?

 

(laughs)  No, apparently it’s a census that is taken of the swan population because the Queen owns all the swans in England.

 

T:  Ah ok.  It’s illegal to kill a swan in the UK.  The Queen can do it.  She can go out and kill all the swans she wants to because she owns all of them.

 

Another thing I find odd is that in your newspapers it’s totally normal to just find a page dedicated to topless models.  

 

T:  It’s the Page 3 girl.  When I was kid I had a paper route.  And  Sundays is when they would print that page in the newspaper, so it would always take me about two hours longer to deliver all my papers that day because it was quite popular.

That was a paper called The Sun, which was quite an institution.

 

D:  It’s a shitty publication though.

 

T:  It’s trash.  They can’t really do it much anymore though because it’s becoming a bit socially not cool.

 

We don’t really do that in American newspapers.  In fact, we don’t really have all that many newspapers anymore either.

 

T:  Yeah, it wouldn’t be in the high-end newspapers here.  It’s in the trashy papers.